So…you do realize I’m not a Medical Doctor or licensed aesthetician, right? I am, however, an official Public Notary in the state of Georgia, so if you need me to stamp anything, I can totally hook you up.
If, on the other hand, you make one of my recipes and it totally sucks or you hot glue your labia shut while following one of my crafting tutorials, you are totally on your own.
I also reserve the right to handle douchey commenters as I see fit, and I will. Don’t test me.
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