Tag Archives: vagina

She tried to kill him with her WHAT?

Posted on February 14, 2013 by The Bearded Iris

So, it’s Valentine’s Day. And to celebrate, I wrote a little something about a news story that piqued my interest the other day. It’s a story about marriage, sex, and foul play—emphasis on the foul… I had a hard time … Continue reading →

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How to break the ice at a blog conference.

Posted on June 22, 2012 by The Bearded Iris

I’m on my way into the big city today for my second day of the Haven Conference. It’s a blog conference specifically geared at DIY/Home blogs and it’s been an absolute HOOT so far. These women are incredible. For such … Continue reading →

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Another Spectacular Dinner Conversation

Posted on May 17, 2012 by The Bearded Iris

As I’ve told you before, we tend to have pretty hilarious and/or bizarre dinner conversations at my house (depending on your perspective). My sweet husband, “The Gatekeeper,” is all about order and peace at the table. He really hates it … Continue reading →

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The Truth about Motherhood

Posted on May 8, 2012 by The Bearded Iris

I’m over In The Powder Room today telling my truth about Motherhood. It’s a little bit of everything…kind of like those three freeloaders who came out of my vagina. See you over there, m’kay? I’ll bring the hand sanitizer, you … Continue reading →

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And that’s how I cope with jealousy.

Posted on April 10, 2012 by The Bearded Iris

Well it’s Tuesday, so you know what that means: I’m over In The Powder Room over-sharing about something vapid like the approximate muscle tone of other women’s nut crackers. It’s not much, but it’s what I do. Also, I may … Continue reading →

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And the battle continues.

Posted on January 24, 2012 by The Bearded Iris

My post today is a perfect example of why my husband has been known to say things to me like “It’s really difficult being you, isn’t it?”   The demons in my head and I are rocking out In the Powder … Continue reading →

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