Have you seen my tweezers?
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Hi, I'm Iris. Welcome to my blog!
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I’m kvelling!
Don’t get up. I’ll come to you.
Tweets, twits, & twats…
- HOLD UP, it's National Margarita Day? On Ash Wednesday?! I'mma guess the marketing genius behind that is not a Catholic. (So. Thirsty.){Bless her heart.}2 hours ago
- Ewwwww. Why can't someone program the sex bots to understand sarcasm? Good Lord.{Bless her heart.}6 hours ago
- RT @geneweingarten: I love folks who'll embarrass themselves to entertain others. I love @thebeardediris. WATCH VID BEFORE READING. http ...{Bless her heart.}12 hours ago
- Yesterday my daughter had a friend over to play and asked me to "do the robot" dance because I'm "awesome at it!" Best. Day. Ever.{Bless her heart.}14 hours ago
- Now THIS is how you do Mardi Gras as an adult! "how to win friends and influence people at mardi gras" http://t.co/qywnW0T9 by @themuskrat{Bless her heart.}14 hours ago
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I play favorites.
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Recently overshared…
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I get around.
Tag Archives: vagina
And the battle continues.
My post today is a perfect example of why my husband has been known to say things to me like “It’s really difficult being you, isn’t it?” The demons in my head and I are rocking out In the Powder … Continue reading
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Tagged demons in my head, in the powder room, itpr, poop jokes, vagina
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I’m in the Powder Room.
Looking for me? Well, I’m In The Powder Room today, and probably will be all day. All that Halloween candy is taking its toll, if youknowwhatImean. Please visit me there. Those crazy broads actually pay me to write stuff and they’ll … Continue reading
A Guest Post by Iris’s Vagina
My name is Earlene “Misty” von Lichtenburger, but you may call me Misty. (That’s Ms. von Lichtenburger if you’re nasty.) I’m Iris’s vagina. Iris and her brood are frolicking on the beach today, so she asked me to stay behind … Continue reading
ApocaLIPS: my take on the latest plastic surgery trend.
Truly, I’m not obsessed with my vagina, all evidence to the contrary. But just when I thought I knew everything there was to know about my anatomy, I discover that there is a whole (hole) ‘nother world of muffin maintenance … Continue reading







