Tag Archives: vagina

Another Spectacular Dinner Conversation

Posted on May 17, 2012 by The Bearded Iris

As I’ve told you before, we tend to have pretty hilarious and/or bizarre dinner conversations at my house (depending on your perspective). My sweet husband, “The Gatekeeper,” is all about order and peace at the table. He really hates it … Continue reading →

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The Truth about Motherhood

Posted on May 8, 2012 by The Bearded Iris

I’m over In The Powder Room today telling my truth about Motherhood. It’s a little bit of everything…kind of like those three freeloaders who came out of my vagina. See you over there, m’kay? I’ll bring the hand sanitizer, you … Continue reading →

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And that’s how I cope with jealousy.

Posted on April 10, 2012 by The Bearded Iris

Well it’s Tuesday, so you know what that means: I’m over In The Powder Room over-sharing about something vapid like the approximate muscle tone of other women’s nut crackers. It’s not much, but it’s what I do. Also, I may … Continue reading →

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And the battle continues.

Posted on January 24, 2012 by The Bearded Iris

My post today is a perfect example of why my husband has been known to say things to me like “It’s really difficult being you, isn’t it?”   The demons in my head and I are rocking out In the Powder … Continue reading →

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I’m in the Powder Room.

Posted on November 3, 2011 by The Bearded Iris

Looking for me? Well, I’m In The Powder Room today, and probably will be all day. All that Halloween candy is taking its toll, if youknowwhatImean. Please visit me there. Those crazy broads actually pay me to write stuff and they’ll … Continue reading →

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Sweaty Beeyotch

Posted on August 22, 2011 by The Bearded Iris

This post was originally published on 9/14/2008, but the timing felt right to dust it off and air it out. Hope you enjoy! – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – … Continue reading →

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A Guest Post by Iris’s Vagina

Posted on July 30, 2011 by The Bearded Iris

My name is Earlene “Misty” von Lichtenburger, but you may call me Misty. (That’s Ms. von Lichtenburger if you’re nasty.) I’m Iris’s vagina.  Iris and her brood are frolicking on the beach today, so she asked me to stay behind … Continue reading →

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ApocaLIPS: my take on the latest plastic surgery trend.

Posted on July 6, 2011 by The Bearded Iris

Truly, I’m not obsessed with my vagina, all evidence to the contrary. But just when I thought I knew everything there was to know about my anatomy, I discover that there is a whole (hole) ‘nother world of muffin maintenance … Continue reading →

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