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Have you seen my tweezers?
Hi, I'm Leslie. I blog to relieve the tedium of being an invisible vessel for grandchildren and PTA donations. Welcome!
Don’t get up. I’ll come to you.
I play favorites.
I’m kvelling!
I get around.
Help yourself, honey.
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Tag Archives: the bearded iris
Diary of a Sexually Maturing Leopard Gecko
If you follow my blog on Facebook, you have probably already heard about my family’s Leopard Gecko, “Batman,” and his recent sexual health scare. Like any family medical emergency, it was a very harrowing few days of worry, investigation, decision-making, … Continue reading
Something even better than cat shit!
When my friend Nora said “call [Iris] a mommy-blogger and get your ass kicked,” she was just kidding. Or maybe it was a typo and she meant to say “get your ass kissed.” Just thought I’d put that out there, … Continue reading
Ambush Wisdom
Sometimes surprises are good. Like finding a dollar on the street or running into a long lost friend. Sometimes surprises are bad. Like having a dead battery when you’re running late for carpool, or opening a package of raw chicken … Continue reading
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Tagged advice, dealing with surprises, funny mom blog, humping dogs, laughter, the bearded iris, wisdom
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DIY Feminine Hygiene Tips
Let’s just call a spade a spade, shall we? I’m a hairy woman. And it’s gotten worse over the years. Having a vajillion kids really messes with the hormones. But it’s Tuesday, and you know I’m a giver. Today my … Continue reading