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Have you seen my tweezers?
Hi, I'm Leslie. I blog to relieve the tedium of being an invisible vessel for grandchildren and PTA donations. Welcome!
Don’t get up. I’ll come to you.
I play favorites.
I’m kvelling!
I get around.
Help yourself, honey.
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Tag Archives: sick
Confessions of a blog conference pariah
It started off so great. I had tallied the word “vagina” 13 times and it wasn’t even halfway through the first day of the conference. These were clearly my people! But throughout the day, I could feel my voice starting … Continue reading →
Posted in behind the beard, blogging
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Tagged aiming low non-con, apologies, blog conferences, hell, I'm staying home from now on, regret, shame, sick
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Verbal Diarrhea
No, I haven’t been trapped under something heavy, unfortunately, thanks for asking. My husband does need to lose a few pounds, it’s true, but he’s been steering clear of my sniffling-sneezing-coughing-aching-stuffy head-fever-I need to rest-ass lately. Long story short: I’m … Continue reading →
Posted in parenting, pets
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Tagged diarrhea, ear infection, embarrassing moments, flirting, humor, humour, kids say the darndest things, klepto, rash, sick
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6 Comments