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Nine things I will never say at home

My husband and I have been watching a lot of TV at night lately. I mean A LOT… like entire-seasons-of-things-in-three-days-a-lot. The good news is that there is some great stuff on TV these days: Downton Abbey, The Walking Dead, Orange is … Continue reading

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The one in which I pledge never to do THAT again

I’m In The Powder Room today discussing what happens when impulse control issues, fluorescent lighting, and smooth talking septuagenarian hairstylists collide. You’ll have to read it to believe it. See you over there? I’m the one with a bag on … Continue reading

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How to Choose the Perfect Conference Roommate

I’m on my way to the Aiming Low Non-Conference to chill with some of the funniest bloggers on the planet. I’m pretty excited about it too. Something tells me this crowd is going to be much more receptive to and appreciative … Continue reading

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Does your child’s teacher not like you?

If you’re me, the answer is most assuredly “yes.” I’ve managed to clock a new world record in making my child’s teacher loathe me faster than ever before. And I think I may have finally figured out why.*     … Continue reading

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What drives a woman to kill her husband with a coffee mug?

I don’t watch a lot of news these days. It’s a conscious choice. My soft little brain simply just cannot tolerate all the negativity and fear mongering. It brings me down. Big time. So I go about my business most … Continue reading

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Are you a dog person or a cat person?

Are you a dog person, a cat person, or just a really awful person who hates every last one of God’s creatures? Join me today In The Powder Room as I make sweeping generalizations about all of humanity.   C’mon! It … Continue reading

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