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I’m In The Powder Room today discussing what happens when impulse control issues, fluorescent lighting, and smooth talking septuagenarian hairstylists collide. You’ll have to read it to believe it. See you over there? I’m the one with a bag on … Continue reading
#9 “Here Honey, you hold the remote.” #8 “Could you please turn down the TV? I want to be able to hear the kids…and you, eating those grapes.” #7 “You know what would take my mind off … Continue reading
I’m on my way to the Aiming Low Non-Conference to chill with some of the funniest bloggers on the planet. I’m pretty excited about it too. Something tells me this crowd is going to be much more receptive to and appreciative … Continue reading
If you’re me, the answer is most assuredly “yes.” I’ve managed to clock a new world record in making my child’s teacher loathe me faster than ever before. And I think I may have finally figured out why.* Join … Continue reading
I don’t watch a lot of news these days. It’s a conscious choice. My soft little brain simply just cannot tolerate all the negativity and fear mongering. It brings me down. Big time. So I go about my business most … Continue reading