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Have you seen my tweezers?
Hi, I'm Leslie. I blog to relieve the tedium of being an invisible vessel for grandchildren and PTA donations. Welcome!
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Tag Archives: poop
I’m fighting the winter blues, one juicy page at a time
Hello friends! (::sniff sniff, wag wag, lick lick::) I’ve been missing you! Sorry to stay away for so long. I’m totally engrossed in a book. It’s a book that I’ve read at least twice before, maybe three times. But it’s … Continue reading
Posted in marital bliss, poop
Tagged dogs, humor, hygiene, in the powder room, itpr, poop, time travel is not for pussies
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What is it about the restroom at Staples?
Happy Monday, everyone! Big news: I’m moving my weekly column at InThePowderRoom.com to Mondays so I can get back to my roots and revive my favorite old feature: Just the Tip Tuesday. (Check back tomorrow for a kitchen/hygiene tip you … Continue reading
Posted in random stuff
Tagged advertising opportunities, in the powder room, itpr, just the tip tuesdays, kids, passion fruit ads, poop
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Hot Turd Time Machine
Oh Monday, you ignorant slut. It’s been raining here in North Georgia for about 24 hours straight and normally that makes me just want to climb back into bed. But I have a little bounce in my step today because … Continue reading
Posted in poop
Tagged apologies, four plus an angel, guest blogger, kids, poop, practical jokes, rainy day, summer
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What do elephants, braces, poison, and poop have in common?
Is it over yet? This week, I mean? Geez Louise, I thought it would never end. I’m completely spent. Which reminds me of a joke… Q: What do you do if you’re stuck inside an elephant? A: Run around until … Continue reading
Posted in practical
Tagged braces, circle of moms, health, health care, humor, poison control, poop, poop jokes
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The best laid plans often turn to biohazards. No? Just me?
Damn. It. To. Hell. I had big plans today! BIG plans to write something serious and heart wrenching and important. And then my friend dropped her 5 year old son off at my house for an early morning play date … Continue reading
Posted in kids, poop
Tagged bad play dates, Bucket Head, dogs and kids, humor, Ike, just shoot me, kids are gross, motherhood, parenting, poop, silkwood shower
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Just the Tip Tuesday: Have Fun with Your Leftovers
Do you like a good underdog story? Then please “like” The Bearded Iris at Babble.com’s list of the Top 50 Mom Blogs. Three months ago I was ranked at #891. Today I’m #10 (OMG!!!). My readers are THE BEST. Just sayin’. And … Continue reading