Have you seen my tweezers?
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Hi, I'm Iris. Welcome to my blog!
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I’m kvelling!
Don’t get up. I’ll come to you.
Tweets, twits, & twats…
- HOLD UP, it's National Margarita Day? On Ash Wednesday?! I'mma guess the marketing genius behind that is not a Catholic. (So. Thirsty.){Bless her heart.}2 hours ago
- Ewwwww. Why can't someone program the sex bots to understand sarcasm? Good Lord.{Bless her heart.}6 hours ago
- RT @geneweingarten: I love folks who'll embarrass themselves to entertain others. I love @thebeardediris. WATCH VID BEFORE READING. http ...{Bless her heart.}12 hours ago
- Yesterday my daughter had a friend over to play and asked me to "do the robot" dance because I'm "awesome at it!" Best. Day. Ever.{Bless her heart.}14 hours ago
- Now THIS is how you do Mardi Gras as an adult! "how to win friends and influence people at mardi gras" http://t.co/qywnW0T9 by @themuskrat{Bless her heart.}14 hours ago
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I play favorites.
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Recently overshared…
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I get around.
Tag Archives: mom blog
Iris Learns to Vlog
Posted in blogging
Tagged humor, humour, I did this all by myself, iMovie, mom blog, mom vlog, story telling
95 Comments
Ten Skin Care Tips I Wish Had Followed
Had to take the youngest to the dermatologist the other day to have a weird warty thing on his earlobe removed. We actually had it burned off once before, but it grew right back like a mini devil horn. Wanna … Continue reading
Posted in health, practical
Tagged angry consumer, dermatologist, evil marketing campaigns, funny, humor, mom blog, poor self esteem, skin care, wart on my kid's ear
26 Comments
An Open Letter to the Box Tops for Education Program
To Whom It May Concern at General Mills: As a busy mother of three, I am writing to implore you to reconsider your Box Tops for Education Program. It is my assertion that parents cannot spare the time, energy, or … Continue reading
Posted in opinions
Tagged Box Tops, label redemption programs suck, mom blog, mommy blog, parenting, PTA
11 Comments
Oh, sh!t.
So I go to take Bucket Head to preschool this morning and as I’m getting into the car, I notice that something is wrong. Hmmmm. I don’t remember leaving all these plastic baggies in the front seat, I thought to … Continue reading







