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Apparently yoga teachers shouldn’t do that…

Posted on May 17, 2013 by The Bearded Iris

Have I ever told you the story of the time a musky male yoga teacher who was twice my age tried to massage all seven of my chakras with his pulsating kundalini? Oh sure, we can laugh now, but at … Continue reading →

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Dysfunctional Mother’s Day Cards

Posted on May 10, 2013 by The Bearded Iris

Ah Mother’s Day—a special day set aside just for us, and the women who ruined us. Mom—wait, where are you going? You know I’m just kidding, right? (*cough cough cough*) Sorry. I didn’t mean to wheeze on your St. John … Continue reading →

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Customer service surprise

Posted on April 30, 2013 by The Bearded Iris

I’m In The Powder Room today reminiscing about an extraordinary customer service experience I had recently. Join me, won’t you? One of the commenters (KC) advises that you not have coffee in your mouth while you read it. You’re welcome. … Continue reading →

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Humiliation, Taxes, & My Humorist Mentor Tracy Beckerman

Posted on April 26, 2013 by The Bearded Iris

Hello lovers. Three things: 1.) I am trying to turn over a new leaf in my financial management. I’ve had a series of humiliating experiences lately that feel like God’s way of slapping me across the face to get my … Continue reading →

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How To Ruin Your Kids’ Spring Break

Posted on April 10, 2013 by The Bearded Iris

Join me In The Powder Room today to hear the story behind this photo: It’s either kind of awesome, or just one more reason why my children will clock many hours of therapy someday. Probably a combo of both…

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WARNING: blog fodder ahead

Posted on April 3, 2013 by The Bearded Iris

I’m In The Powder Room today. And not to toot my own horn or anything, (TOOT!) but the photo and title I came up with are totally worth the click. Totally. Or your money back! Guaranteed! (Minus shipping and handling.)  … Continue reading →

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