Have you seen my tweezers?
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This blog is intended for mature audiences who don't have large sticks up their tuchuses. Welcome!
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I’m kvelling!
Don’t get up. I’ll come to you.
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- Donna Summer Dead: Queen Of Disco Dies At 63 huff.to/JVBJnE via @HuffPostCeleb 4 hours ago
- RT @quotergal: Read this by @TheBeardedIris & weep. From the Laughing & wishing you done wroted it. thebeardediris.com/2012/05/17/ano… #Dajina 4 hours ago
- The t-shirt you've been requesting based on today's post would look like this: thebeardediris.com/2012/05/17/ano… @letmestart http://t.co/KBloJiQH 4 hours ago
- NOOOOOO! Donna Summer dead at 63. I feel like someone totally left my cake out in the rain. on.msnbc.com/Jz5Xgr via @TODAY_Ent 5 hours ago
- The FB comments on this one are killing me. Y'all need to do some kegels or something. #leakage thebeardediris.com/2012/05/17/ano… 6 hours ago
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Tag Archives: itpr
84 days and counting
Happy Tuesday! I’m In The Powder Room today. And as usual, I’m oversharing. This post will hopefully answer some of your burning questions like… Is life without wine worth living? How can I lose five pounds without diet or … Continue reading
Posted in health
Tagged alcohol, alcohol and sugar cravings, alcohol withdrawal, alcoholic mothers, depression, green tea, happiness, in the powder room, itpr, wine
12 Comments
The Truth about Motherhood
I’m over In The Powder Room today telling my truth about Motherhood. It’s a little bit of everything…kind of like those three freeloaders who came out of my vagina. See you over there, m’kay? I’ll bring the hand sanitizer, you … Continue reading
Posted in parenting
Tagged in the powder room, itpr, kids, mother's day, motherhood, vagina
8 Comments
Let’s spend the night together.
Roommates…the good, the bad, and the dirty. Come read what I have to say about some of my best and worst roommates in my weekly column In The Powder Room today. But come on back tomorrow for my very first … Continue reading
A Few Good Vaginas
Timing is everything, or so they say. Which is why it’s kind of funny that the very day I would “come out of the closet” and confess my real name to the world, The Huffington Post would include my recent … Continue reading
Posted in behind the beard, lady business
Tagged in the powder room, itpr, the huffington post, vaginas
28 Comments
I’ll have what he’s having.
I’m over In The Powder Room today sharing my counterpoint to my colleague Glen’s brilliant post about internal dialogue and what men see when they look in the mirror. Come on over and join in the conversation! I’ll save … Continue reading
Posted in behind the beard
Tagged in the powder room, internal dialogue, itpr, men vs. women, self esteem
1 Comment
And that’s how I cope with jealousy.
Well it’s Tuesday, so you know what that means: I’m over In The Powder Room over-sharing about something vapid like the approximate muscle tone of other women’s nut crackers. It’s not much, but it’s what I do. Also, I may … Continue reading
Posted in behind the beard, lady business
Tagged coping, feelings, humor, in the powder room, itpr, jealousy, vagina
4 Comments
How Maroon 5 taught my daughter about rape.
One in three. That’s the current global statistic about violence against women. One in three women around the world will be raped, beaten, coerced into sex, or otherwise abused in her lifetime. (2003 UNIFEM report “Not A Minute More: … Continue reading
Posted in parenting
Tagged in the powder room, itpr, one in three, pop culture, pop music, rape, talking to kids about sex, violence against women
26 Comments
A Letter from My Future Self
Ever wonder what your life will look like twenty years from now? Forty years from now? What if your future self could send you a letter to prepare you for the future and possibly snap you out of making grievous … Continue reading
Posted in behind the beard
Tagged advice, aging, humor, in the powder room, itpr, life lessons, relationships, self-awareness
2 Comments
Which came first: the depression or the muffintop?
I’m over In The Powder Room today sharing deep thoughts about some of the paradoxes of trying to get healthy and ward off chronic depression. It’s deep, and not at all funny. So if you’re just here for the free … Continue reading
Posted in behind the beard
Tagged alcohol, deep thoughts, depression, in the powder room, itpr, truth
4 Comments













