Tag Archives: I’m a writer. I write things. People pay me.

Penis jokes, stray bullets, and a punch in the face.

Posted on November 7, 2011 by The Bearded Iris

…or, how I became a writer. I’ve held a wide variety of jobs in my lifetime. I’ve been a dishwasher, a waitress, a bartender, a nanny, a voiceover artist, and a motivational speaker. I’ve worked in an ice cream shop, … Continue reading →

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I’m in the Powder Room.

Posted on November 3, 2011 by The Bearded Iris

Looking for me? Well, I’m In The Powder Room today, and probably will be all day. All that Halloween candy is taking its toll, if youknowwhatImean. Please visit me there. Those crazy broads actually pay me to write stuff and they’ll … Continue reading →

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