Have you seen my tweezers?
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Hi, I'm Iris. Welcome to my blog!
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I’m kvelling!
Don’t get up. I’ll come to you.
Tweets, twits, & twats…
- HOLD UP, it's National Margarita Day? On Ash Wednesday?! I'mma guess the marketing genius behind that is not a Catholic. (So. Thirsty.){Bless her heart.}2 hours ago
- Ewwwww. Why can't someone program the sex bots to understand sarcasm? Good Lord.{Bless her heart.}6 hours ago
- RT @geneweingarten: I love folks who'll embarrass themselves to entertain others. I love @thebeardediris. WATCH VID BEFORE READING. http ...{Bless her heart.}12 hours ago
- Yesterday my daughter had a friend over to play and asked me to "do the robot" dance because I'm "awesome at it!" Best. Day. Ever.{Bless her heart.}14 hours ago
- Now THIS is how you do Mardi Gras as an adult! "how to win friends and influence people at mardi gras" http://t.co/qywnW0T9 by @themuskrat{Bless her heart.}14 hours ago
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I play favorites.
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Recently overshared…
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I get around.
Tag Archives: humour
Iris Learns to Vlog
Posted in blogging
Tagged humor, humour, I did this all by myself, iMovie, mom blog, mom vlog, story telling
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Me so horny…
Last night my 11 year old son pulled me aside and asked: “Mom? What does ‘horny’ mean?” Oh Lord. Here we go. First I had to give myself the Heimlich with the back of a kitchen chair to dislodge the … Continue reading
New Stamps Keep Mailmen Happy
Remember a few years ago when the hot topic was disgruntled postal workers going on shooting sprees? Well, looks like they’ve come up with a new way to keep the mailmen happy: This, my friends, is a page of stamps … Continue reading
Posted in random stuff
Tagged boobies, disgruntled postal workers, funny, humor, humour, philetelic phun, sweater puppets
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How to Revive Your Child’s Limp Curls
In honor of relaunching The Bearded Iris, I would like to re-institute my “Just the Tip Tuesday” column. In the past, I’ve shared tips on a variety of things like how to stay on track with an antibiotics schedule, how … Continue reading
Posted in parenting, practical
Tagged Bucket Head, curly hair, humor, humour, just the tip, MacGyver of Motherhood, parenting
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And so it begins…
You would think that with three kids I would have experienced it long before today, but no. Today was my first time. My first time stressing over getting my kid into the right school. Preschool to be exact. Wait. Let … Continue reading
Posted in parenting, practical
Tagged cheating, competitive parents, crazy preschool parents, humor, humour, luck, obama, preschool registration, punctuality
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The Booger Heard ‘Round the World
Two bloggers. Two different hemispheres. One vision (largely impaired by too much clutter, dirt, and booze). Exposed for all the world to see as Housekeepers of Ill-Repute, Proprietresses of Dubious Maternal Instinct, and Woefully Neglectful Wives. Here they are, flashing … Continue reading







