Tag Archives: humor

Apparently yoga teachers shouldn’t do that…

Posted on May 17, 2013 by The Bearded Iris

Have I ever told you the story of the time a musky male yoga teacher who was twice my age tried to massage all seven of my chakras with his pulsating kundalini? Oh sure, we can laugh now, but at … Continue reading →

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Dysfunctional Mother’s Day Cards

Posted on May 10, 2013 by The Bearded Iris

Ah Mother’s Day—a special day set aside just for us, and the women who ruined us. Mom—wait, where are you going? You know I’m just kidding, right? (*cough cough cough*) Sorry. I didn’t mean to wheeze on your St. John … Continue reading →

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Customer service surprise

Posted on April 30, 2013 by The Bearded Iris

I’m In The Powder Room today reminiscing about an extraordinary customer service experience I had recently. Join me, won’t you? One of the commenters (KC) advises that you not have coffee in your mouth while you read it. You’re welcome. … Continue reading →

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Come to Mama Sausage Dip, for most of your bartering needs

Posted on February 1, 2013 by The Bearded Iris

I’ve been told there’s a big football game on this weekend. Frankly, I couldn’t care less. If my Steelers aren’t playing, I’d just as soon curl up with Jamie Fraser, I mean, a good book. But that means my husband … Continue reading →

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My husband hates my new knobs.

Posted on January 31, 2013 by The Bearded Iris

You guys? Can we talk about something kind of embarrassing? I’ve been feeling really frumpy lately. Mainly, when I’m in the bathroom and I look down, I feel like my knobs just haven’t aged very well. Back in the late … Continue reading →

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Flirting with the flu

Posted on January 18, 2013 by The Bearded Iris

So, this happened recently…   Maybe my “winter blues” are more serious than I thought. But on the bright side, it’s good blog fodder. Join me In The Powder Room today to hear the rest of that story. Surprisingly it’s … Continue reading →

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