Have you seen my tweezers?
Don’t get up. I’ll come to you.
I play favorites.
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Help yourself, honey.
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Tag Archives: humor
I have the royal family and their special delivery on my mind this week. In fact it has me waxing poetic about my own maiden voyage on the child birth-o-rama. Duchess Kate and I actually have a lot in common. … Continue reading
Have I ever told you the story of the time a musky male yoga teacher who was twice my age tried to massage all seven of my chakras with his pulsating kundalini? Oh sure, we can laugh now, but at … Continue reading
Ah Mother’s Day—a special day set aside just for us, and the women who ruined us. Mom—wait, where are you going? You know I’m just kidding, right? (*cough cough cough*) Sorry. I didn’t mean to wheeze on your St. John … Continue reading
I’m In The Powder Room today reminiscing about an extraordinary customer service experience I had recently. Join me, won’t you? One of the commenters (KC) advises that you not have coffee in your mouth while you read it. You’re welcome. … Continue reading
I’ve been told there’s a big football game on this weekend. Frankly, I couldn’t care less. If my Steelers aren’t playing, I’d just as soon curl up with Jamie Fraser, I mean, a good book. But that means my husband … Continue reading