Tag Archives: funny

Fifty Shades of Slap-Yo-Mama Hilarity

Posted on August 23, 2012 by The Bearded Iris

I have not read Fifty Shades of Grey. I realize this probably qualifies me as someone who is living under that proverbial rock, but so be it. Because I am never going to read Fifty Shades of Grey. And that’s final. … Continue reading →

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Cereal killer.

Posted on June 23, 2011 by The Bearded Iris

Oh my GAWD… it’s like lookin’ in a mirror. Only in my house, I’m the nasty morning person and my husband is the bright-eyed conversationalist. Most days I take my coffee and hide out in a different room until I’m … Continue reading →

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I love the 80s. My labia doesn’t.

Posted on May 6, 2011 by The Bearded Iris

Howdy pardners! It’s week 18 over at Org Junkie‘s 52 Weeks of Organizing challenge! This week Laura’s topic is Functional vs. Fabulous. Last week I successfully conquered my floordrobe (the ginormous pile of clothes on my bedroom floor) and sent … Continue reading →

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Pootorial

Posted on May 3, 2011 by The Bearded Iris

Greetings! For today’s Just the Tip Tuesday post, I’d like to share with you a simple pleasure that has brought my family much joy over the years. It is the art of making a fake turd. This is a simple, … Continue reading →

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Hair in my freezer?

Posted on April 15, 2011 by The Bearded Iris

I was a very busy girl two weeks ago getting ready for my Pampered Chef party! (Which was very nice, thank you for asking!) In addition to cleaning out my car (like a dumb ass) and my freezer (because what’s … Continue reading →

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The Space in Between

Posted on March 31, 2011 by The Bearded Iris

So yeah, I totally agree with you. The way I anal-retentively carve and lovingly salt-water-bathe apple slices for my children every day is borderline insanity at its finest. But lest you think I’m that conscientious about all my mothering tasks, … Continue reading →

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