Tag Archives: apologies

Public apology, good news, marriage humor, & Steubenville…

So this is the post where I have to publicly apologize to my husband because it wasn’t just the Man-Flu. DAMMIT. He had bronchitis. And ain’t nobody got time fo’ dat. (You’re welcome.) But The Gatekeeper is on the mend … Continue reading

Posted in blogging | Tagged , , , , , , | 24 Comments

Confessions of a blog conference pariah

It started off so great. I had tallied the word “vagina” 13 times and it wasn’t even halfway through the first day of the conference. These were clearly my people!  But throughout the day, I could feel my voice starting … Continue reading

Posted in behind the beard, blogging | Tagged , , , , , , , | 62 Comments

Hot Turd Time Machine

Oh Monday, you ignorant slut. It’s been raining here in North Georgia for about 24 hours straight and normally that makes me just want to climb back into bed. But I have a little bounce in my step today because … Continue reading

Posted in poop | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

When social awkwardness, sobriety, and blogging collide…

So about that video I posted last Friday… Over the weekend, it hit me like a ton of placenta teddy bears that I spend WAY MORE TIME online than anyone else I know in real life. And when you combine my … Continue reading

Posted in behind the beard, parenting | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | 59 Comments

Technical Difficulties

The computer I’m using to write this today is making a grinding noise while I type. That can’t be good. And it is SO slow that I can click on a link, get up to refill my coffee, switch the … Continue reading

Posted in random stuff | Tagged , , , , | 19 Comments