The Bearded Iris

A Recalcitrant Wife and Mother Tells All

Tag: anything is funnier if you add the word vagina to it

A Case for the Red Vagina

What do fertile primates, aging women, and The Bible Belt have in common? Come read my latest column In the Powder Room today and I’ll tell you.

I'm the one on the left.

But come on back here tomorrow and I’ll hook you up with your very own copy of Bad Behavior Bingo, a dysFUNctional family game to play with your kinfolk on Thanksgiving!

whiskery smooches,

-Iris

I’m in the Powder Room.

Looking for me?

Well, I’m In The Powder Room today, and probably will be all day. All that Halloween candy is taking its toll, if youknowwhatImean.

Read Me In the Powder Room!

Please visit me there. Those crazy broads actually pay me to write stuff and they’ll think they’re getting a good ROI if people other than my parents read it.

But come on back here tomorrow and we’ll dish. Did you see Modern Family last night? Frickin’ brilliant. “The gift of the Vagi.” OMG.

kisses,

-Iris

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