HOLD UP, it's National Margarita Day? On Ash Wednesday?! I'mma guess the marketing genius behind that is not a Catholic. (So. Thirsty.){Bless her heart.}2 hours ago
Ewwwww. Why can't someone program the sex bots to understand sarcasm? Good Lord.{Bless her heart.}6 hours ago
RT @geneweingarten: I love folks who'll embarrass themselves to entertain others. I love @thebeardediris. WATCH VID BEFORE READING. http ...{Bless her heart.}12 hours ago
Yesterday my daughter had a friend over to play and asked me to "do the robot" dance because I'm "awesome at it!" Best. Day. Ever.{Bless her heart.}14 hours ago
Now THIS is how you do Mardi Gras as an adult! "how to win friends and influence people at mardi gras" http://t.co/qywnW0T9 by @themuskrat{Bless her heart.}14 hours ago