Traveling this holiday season? Staying with friends or relatives? Eating a holiday meal somewhere besides your own home?
For the love, take a hostess gift!
Just don’t make the same mistake I made once and give your hostess something she actually needs.
A. A Pinterest-inspired vintage blue mason jar filled with wrinkle cream, a high-powered mini-magnifying mirror, and tweezers
B. A gift basket of various feminine deodorant products
C. A lovingly wrapped set of parenting books including The Exorcist, How To Tell If Your Child Is a Sociopath, and Would It Kill You To Discipline That Little Asshole?
D. Something even more offensive
You’ll have to come and read my story In The Powder Room to find out (and then gasp, and then shake your head and make the tsk-tsk sound.) It’s okay. I deserve it.
See you over there.