Category Archives: poop

“Mommy, how did I get out of your tummy?”

Posted on February 7, 2013 by The Bearded Iris

I’ve told you before that our dinner conversations tend to be pretty, uh…colorful, much to my sweet husband’s dismay. Well, we had another doozy this week. This was one of those moments when you wish you had a video camera … Continue reading →

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I’m fighting the winter blues, one juicy page at a time

Posted on January 3, 2013 by The Bearded Iris

Hello friends! (::sniff sniff, wag wag, lick lick::) I’ve been missing you! Sorry to stay away for so long. I’m totally engrossed in a book. It’s a book that I’ve read at least twice before, maybe three times. But it’s … Continue reading →

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Hot Turd Time Machine

Posted on June 11, 2012 by The Bearded Iris

Oh Monday, you ignorant slut. It’s been raining here in North Georgia for about 24 hours straight and normally that makes me just want to climb back into bed. But I have a little bounce in my step today because … Continue reading →

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A Full Circle Sausage Moment

Posted on March 6, 2012 by The Bearded Iris

Childbirth stories: they aren’t for the faint of heart…or stomach. But like most challenges in life, the end product can make the humiliation sting just a little bit less. And by end product, I mean baby, and by humiliation, of … Continue reading →

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The best laid plans often turn to biohazards. No? Just me?

Posted on February 23, 2012 by The Bearded Iris

Damn. It. To. Hell. I had big plans today! BIG plans to write something serious and heart wrenching and important. And then my friend dropped her 5 year old son off at my house for an early morning play date … Continue reading →

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Just the Tip Tuesday: Have Fun with Your Leftovers

Posted on October 11, 2011 by The Bearded Iris

Do you like a good underdog story? Then please “like” The Bearded Iris at Babble.com’s list of the Top 50 Mom Blogs.  Three months ago I was ranked at #891. Today I’m #10 (OMG!!!). My readers are THE BEST. Just sayin’. And … Continue reading →

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