Category Archives: poop

“Mommy, how did I get out of your tummy?”

I’ve told you before that our dinner conversations tend to be pretty, uh…colorful, much to my sweet husband’s dismay. Well, we had another doozy this week. This was one of those moments when you wish you had a video camera … Continue reading

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I’m fighting the winter blues, one juicy page at a time

Hello friends! (::sniff sniff, wag wag, lick lick::) I’ve been missing you! Sorry to stay away for so long. I’m totally engrossed in a book. It’s a book that I’ve read at least twice before, maybe three times. But it’s … Continue reading

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Hot Turd Time Machine

Oh Monday, you ignorant slut. It’s been raining here in North Georgia for about 24 hours straight and normally that makes me just want to climb back into bed. But I have a little bounce in my step today because … Continue reading

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A Full Circle Sausage Moment

Childbirth stories: they aren’t for the faint of heart…or stomach. But like most challenges in life, the end product can make the humiliation sting just a little bit less. And by end product, I mean baby, and by humiliation, of … Continue reading

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The best laid plans often turn to biohazards. No? Just me?

Damn. It. To. Hell. I had big plans today! BIG plans to write something serious and heart wrenching and important. And then my friend dropped her 5 year old son off at my house for an early morning play date … Continue reading

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Just the Tip Tuesday: Have Fun with Your Leftovers

Do you like a good underdog story? Then please “like” The Bearded Iris at’s list of the Top 50 Mom Blogs.  Three months ago I was ranked at #891. Today I’m #10 (OMG!!!). My readers are THE BEST. Just sayin’. And … Continue reading

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