Have you seen my tweezers?
Don’t get up. I’ll come to you.
I play favorites.
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Category Archives: lady business
Who doesn’t love boobies?! NOBODY, that’s who. I myself am a big fan, as you probably already know, based on the number of blog posts and now a bestselling short story I’ve written about my yaboes. In fact, I interrupt this blog … Continue reading
Have I ever told you about the time I accidentally sprayed breast milk all over my dentist? No? Oh honey. Pull up a chair—this is a juicy one… so to speak. Honestly, I would have rather been at home cradling … Continue reading
I have the royal family and their special delivery on my mind this week. In fact it has me waxing poetic about my own maiden voyage on the child birth-o-rama. Duchess Kate and I actually have a lot in common. … Continue reading
So, it’s Valentine’s Day. And to celebrate, I wrote a little something about a news story that piqued my interest the other day. It’s a story about marriage, sex, and foul play—emphasis on the foul… I had a hard time … Continue reading
I don’t honestly know. I just thought it sounded catchy. Not that you want anything to sound “catchy” when you’re talking about vaginas, but you get my drift. Wait. Can I start over? (This is why I don’t do more … Continue reading
Well I’m just back from NYC and have lots to tell you about my exciting/painful/star-studded/harrowing/grope-tastic/hilarious/exhausting/potentially-life-threatening journey to BlogHer and back, but that will have to wait for later this week because I’m about as tired as the mauve-accented linoleum that … Continue reading