Category Archives: lady business

She tried to kill him with her WHAT?

Posted on February 14, 2013 by The Bearded Iris

So, it’s Valentine’s Day. And to celebrate, I wrote a little something about a news story that piqued my interest the other day. It’s a story about marriage, sex, and foul play—emphasis on the foul… I had a hard time … Continue reading →

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Does a Kegel a day keep the transvaginal mesh away?

Posted on September 28, 2012 by The Bearded Iris

I don’t honestly know. I just thought it sounded catchy. Not that you want anything to sound “catchy” when you’re talking about vaginas, but you get my drift. Wait. Can I start over? (This is why I don’t do more … Continue reading →

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NYC, Thongs, Offensive Analogies, and Some Eye Candy

Posted on August 6, 2012 by The Bearded Iris

Well I’m just back from NYC and have lots to tell you about my exciting/painful/star-studded/harrowing/grope-tastic/hilarious/exhausting/potentially-life-threatening journey to BlogHer and back, but that will have to wait for later this week because I’m about as tired as the mauve-accented linoleum that … Continue reading →

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Get Your Lady Bits Poised for Perimenopause {and win $250}

Posted on July 26, 2012 by The Bearded Iris

This post is for the ladies. Gentlemen, please form a single file line and walk to the gym for a rousing presentation by the Phys. Ed. teachers on how to care for your prostate. ::Glances from side to side.:: Are … Continue reading →

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Operation Bathing Suit

Posted on June 5, 2012 by The Bearded Iris

Ugh…it’s that time of year again: swimsuit season. You feel my pain, I know you do. Join me In The Powder Room today for my weekly column and we’ll discuss. source  

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The Ins and Outs of Shopping for Sex Toys

Posted on May 29, 2012 by The Bearded Iris

So apparently May is National Masturbation Month. I know! I just found out too. And that’s probably a good thing because between all the end-of-year class parties and recitals and Mother’s Day and my anniversary, etc., there was just no … Continue reading →

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