Category Archives: lady business

Three cheers for boobs!

Who doesn’t love boobies?! NOBODY, that’s who. I myself am a big fan, as you probably already know, based on the number of blog posts and now a bestselling short story I’ve written about my yaboes. In fact, I interrupt this blog … Continue reading

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That time I sprayed breast milk all over my dentist

Have I ever told you about the time I accidentally sprayed breast milk all over my dentist? No? Oh honey. Pull up a chair—this is a juicy one… so to speak. Honestly, I would have rather been at home cradling … Continue reading

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The royal birth vs. my first birth

Hear ye, hear ye! The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge welcomed their first child, a son, on Monday afternoon in London! Ah, isn’t she lovely? Like so many others, I was absolutely glued to the TV and Twitter earlier this … Continue reading

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She tried to kill him with her WHAT?

So, it’s Valentine’s Day. And to celebrate, I wrote a little something about a news story that piqued my interest the other day. It’s a story about marriage, sex, and foul play—emphasis on the foul… I had a hard time … Continue reading

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Does a Kegel a day keep the transvaginal mesh away?

I don’t honestly know. I just thought it sounded catchy. Not that you want anything to sound “catchy” when you’re talking about vaginas, but you get my drift. Wait. Can I start over? (This is why I don’t do more … Continue reading

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NYC, Thongs, Offensive Analogies, and Some Eye Candy

Well I’m just back from NYC and have lots to tell you about my exciting/painful/star-studded/harrowing/grope-tastic/hilarious/exhausting/potentially-life-threatening journey to BlogHer and back, but that will have to wait for later this week because I’m about as tired as the mauve-accented linoleum that … Continue reading

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