Have you seen my tweezers?
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This blog is intended for mature audiences who don't have large sticks up their tuchuses. Welcome!
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I’m kvelling!
Don’t get up. I’ll come to you.
Shall we Tweet?
- Donna Summer Dead: Queen Of Disco Dies At 63 huff.to/JVBJnE via @HuffPostCeleb 5 hours ago
- RT @quotergal: Read this by @TheBeardedIris & weep. From the Laughing & wishing you done wroted it. thebeardediris.com/2012/05/17/ano… #Dajina 5 hours ago
- The t-shirt you've been requesting based on today's post would look like this: thebeardediris.com/2012/05/17/ano… @letmestart http://t.co/KBloJiQH 5 hours ago
- NOOOOOO! Donna Summer dead at 63. I feel like someone totally left my cake out in the rain. on.msnbc.com/Jz5Xgr via @TODAY_Ent 5 hours ago
- The FB comments on this one are killing me. Y'all need to do some kegels or something. #leakage thebeardediris.com/2012/05/17/ano… 6 hours ago
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Category Archives: family
Monday Morning Menagerie: Camping, Dancing, Kvetching…
Well today is THE big day some of my e-friends and I are premiering our new Summer Series #BloggersDance videos! And they are awesome. You are in for a real kick-your-boots-up treat! Angela Shelton, author, performer, filmmaker, housecoat wearer, dancer… … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, family
Tagged angela shelton, bloggersdance, camping, dancing, excuses, mamapedia, mother-in-law
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Dysfunctional Family Fun: Bad Behavior Bingo
Well here we are, Thanksgiving Day. A few more hours and we’ll be sitting down for the most anticipated meal of the year. Hopefully your extensive Turkey Day preparations are paying off and you aren’t too stressed out. Maybe you … Continue reading
Posted in family
Tagged coping with holiday stress, crazy family, free printables, games, laughter is the best medicine, Thanksgiving
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A Thanksgiving Etiquette Refresher
Listen up, y’all. I have hosted Thanksgiving for 22+ people every year since 2003, so you better believe I have a thing or two to say about it. A word of warning to my family: all your names have been … Continue reading
Sandy Beaver Auditorium
And speaking of which… One time my daughter performed in a dance recital in the Sandy Beaver Auditorium at Riverside Military Academy in Gainesville, Georgia. True story. Sandy. Beaver. Auditorium. Couldn’t make it up if I tried. Apparently … Continue reading
Posted in family, lady business, parenting
Tagged awesome grandmas, beach, dionne warwick, humor, kids, mini-me, moms who sing, parenting, sand, sandy beavers, top 50 mom blogs
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…and that’s how a ballsy woman scrapbooks.
Going through my baby pictures yesterday really got me thinking… Are you a perfectionist? I am. Not in every part of my life, but in many ways, yes. For instance, I don’t finish most of the projects I start because … Continue reading
God is a Steeler Fan
And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. – Matthew 5:30 … unless those sinful fingers belong to a Steeler fan; then you should decorate those bad boys and wave … Continue reading
G-spot
The Gräfenberg spot, or G-spot, is a female erogenous zone which when stimulated leads to high levels of sexual arousal and powerful orgasms. Or so they say. I’d love to tell you more about it, but sadly, that is all I know at this … Continue reading
Posted in family
Tagged baby proofing, Bucket Head, convicted sex offenders, Cuisinart blades, dead dog, Fox News, G-Shot, G-Spot, grandparents, in-laws, safety, The Nation
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