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Category Archives: crafts
Craft Whores – The Wieners!
It’s time! It’s time! It’s finally time to announce the wieners (a.k.a. winners) of our Craft Whores Contest! But first, special thanks once again to our wonderful judges for all the time and energy they invested in judging your whorishness. Thank … Continue reading
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Tagged badges, craft whores, holy shit contests are a lot of work, sponsors, wieners, winners
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Last Chance to Share Your Crafty Whorishness
Tonight, at 11:59 PM EDT, we will officially close the Craft Whores contest. “Contest? What contest?” you say? OMG. Seriously? Don’t make me kick you in the baby maker, bitch. This is only the single most incredible contest, like, EVER. … Continue reading
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Tagged contest, craft whores, edenfantasys, funny not slutty, in the powder room, prizes, the suniverse, we shop
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It’s finally here! Time to link up your Craft Whores entry!
ERMAHGERD! The day has come. It is time to start linking up your crafty whorishness! If you are new here and have no idea what the what I’m talking about, I’ll fill you in with a Haiku (because I’m crafty … Continue reading
Craft Whores – Are You Twisted Enough?
Once upon a time, in between sessions at the Erma Bombeck Writers’ Workshop, I met a fellow humor blogger named The Suniverse and we hit it off like a needle and thread. Well one day, whilst admiring her cross-stitched “SUCK … Continue reading
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Tagged contests, craft whores, crafting, crochet, cross stitch, humor, inappropriate, naughty, the suniverse
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