Category Archives: crafts

Craft Whores – The Wieners!

Posted on September 29, 2012 by The Bearded Iris

It’s time! It’s time! It’s finally time to announce the wieners (a.k.a. winners) of our Craft Whores Contest! But first, special thanks once again to our wonderful judges for all the time and energy they invested in judging your whorishness. Thank … Continue reading →

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Last Chance to Share Your Crafty Whorishness

Posted on September 20, 2012 by The Bearded Iris

Tonight, at 11:59 PM EDT, we will officially close the Craft Whores contest. “Contest? What contest?” you say? OMG. Seriously? Don’t make me kick you in the baby maker, bitch. This is only the single most incredible contest, like, EVER. … Continue reading →

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It’s finally here! Time to link up your Craft Whores entry!

Posted on September 13, 2012 by The Bearded Iris

ERMAHGERD! The day has come. It is time to start linking up your crafty whorishness! If you are new here and have no idea what the what I’m talking about, I’ll fill you in with a Haiku (because I’m crafty … Continue reading →

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Craft Whores – Sponsors and Prizes

Posted on September 12, 2012 by The Bearded Iris

Just joining us? Here’s the scoop: 1.) The Suniverse and I are crafty mofos with dirty minds. 2.) We came up with an idea for a contest called Craft Whores. Get it? Like Craft Wars, but for sick twisted fun … Continue reading →

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Craft Whores – Meet Our Judges!

Posted on September 6, 2012 by The Bearded Iris

The countdown in ON! One week ago today, my friend The Suniverse and I announced our fantabulous brainchild: Craft Whores! Let’s review: 1.) You make a craft that is naughty or “inappropriate” in some way. 2.) You take pictures of … Continue reading →

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Craft Whores – Are You Twisted Enough?

Posted on August 30, 2012 by The Bearded Iris

Once upon a time, in between sessions at the Erma Bombeck Writers’ Workshop, I met a fellow humor blogger named The Suniverse and we hit it off like a needle and thread. Well one day, whilst admiring her cross-stitched “SUCK … Continue reading →

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