Have you seen my tweezers?
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This blog is intended for mature audiences who don't have large sticks up their tuchuses. Welcome!
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I’m kvelling!
Don’t get up. I’ll come to you.
Shall we Tweet?
- Donna Summer Dead: Queen Of Disco Dies At 63 huff.to/JVBJnE via @HuffPostCeleb 5 hours ago
- RT @quotergal: Read this by @TheBeardedIris & weep. From the Laughing & wishing you done wroted it. thebeardediris.com/2012/05/17/ano… #Dajina 5 hours ago
- The t-shirt you've been requesting based on today's post would look like this: thebeardediris.com/2012/05/17/ano… @letmestart http://t.co/KBloJiQH 5 hours ago
- NOOOOOO! Donna Summer dead at 63. I feel like someone totally left my cake out in the rain. on.msnbc.com/Jz5Xgr via @TODAY_Ent 5 hours ago
- The FB comments on this one are killing me. Y'all need to do some kegels or something. #leakage thebeardediris.com/2012/05/17/ano… 6 hours ago
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I play favorites.
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Recently overshared…
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I get around.
Category Archives: blogging
Blogiversary Gratitude
Hey, guess what? Today is my blogiversary! Three years ago today The Bearded Iris was born. It’s all Laura’s fault. She’s the one who unwittingly introduced me to the blogosphere in July of 2008. Before Laura, I didn’t even know … Continue reading
Posted in blogging
Tagged blog anniversary, blogging, friends, friendship, gratitude, Internet Friendships, thanks
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Hot damn, I’m a guest blogger!
Shhhh! I’m on the lam. Okay, that’s a lie. But it sounds really fun and naughty doesn’t it?! Like Butch Cassidy…with boobs. The truth is, I’m moonlighting at my friend Megan’s blog today because she’s on vacation and needed a … Continue reading
Posted in blogging
Tagged declutter daily, friends, fun, guest blogger, humor, inappropriate humor, megan is awesome, sex, substitutes
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Something even better than cat shit!
When my friend Nora said “call [Iris] a mommy-blogger and get your ass kicked,” she was just kidding. Or maybe it was a typo and she meant to say “get your ass kissed.” Just thought I’d put that out there, … Continue reading
The Best Twitter Tip You Don’t Know
I absolutely hated Twitter when I first started using it. It made me feel like a stranger in a strange land and I just didn’t get the appeal. Several months of trial and error later (fine, mostly error), I now … Continue reading
Posted in blogging, practical
Tagged gene weingarten, how to use the @ sign, just the tip tuesday, twitter, twitter tips
20 Comments
Welcome to my new home!
YAY! You found me! You deserve a treat! Don’t forget to resubscribe… your old subscription is kaput. Enter your email address to subscribe to The Bearded Iris’s blog and receive notifications of scintillating new posts by email: Delivered by … Continue reading
The Space in Between
So yeah, I totally agree with you. The way I anal-retentively carve and lovingly salt-water-bathe apple slices for my children every day is borderline insanity at its finest. But lest you think I’m that conscientious about all my mothering tasks, … Continue reading













