Three cheers for boobs!

Who doesn’t love boobies?!

NOBODY, that’s who.

I myself am a big fan, as you probably already know, based on the number of blog posts and now a bestselling short story I’ve written about my yaboes.

In fact, I interrupt this blog post for an important message: BREASTS ARE BEAUTIFUL. Big or small, (or in my case—one of each), old or new, shaken or stirred, boobs rock. And nobody, I mean NOBODY, can tell me otherwise.

Which is why I am so disturbed about women being told to stop breastfeeding in public.

So join me In The Powder Room today where I share my perspective about breasts, nursing, and Chick-fil-A-Holes. (Special thanks to Kerry of HouseTalkN for introducing me to my new favorite term today on Twitter.)

And as a special party favor, please enjoy this lovely cleavage collage I made after attending BlogHer. Are you one of the lovely ladies in this mam-tastic montage?

BlogHer Cleavage collage by The Bearded Iris

About The Bearded Iris

Leslie Marinelli is a writer, humorist, blogger, life hacker, and invisible vessel for grandchildren and PTA donations.
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3 Responses to Three cheers for boobs!

  1. Jennifer says:

    I’m pretty sure I’ve never been prouder. ;)

  2. lisa thomson says:

    Great collage! Or should I say decolletage?

  3. lisa, awesome f’ing comment.

    Iris, I agree boobs are the best. After food and shelter, boobs are in the top 3 best things ever. Only ahead of the internet because, honestly, the internet would be half as interesting without boobs. So I have to ask, who are these people that have a problem with breastfeeding? Breastfeeding is basically all 3 of the best things ever. Are like 4 out of 5, or more, of them women?

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