The Bearded Iris

A Recalcitrant Wife and Mother Tells All

WARNING: blog fodder ahead

Read Me In the Powder Room!

I’m In The Powder Room today.

And not to toot my own horn or anything, (TOOT!) but the photo and title I came up with are totally worth the click.


Or your money back! Guaranteed! (Minus shipping and handling.) 

Also, it’s spring break here, so I’m trying to keep my children from cannibalizing each other.

But on the plus side, the blog fodder is pretty durn entertaining. Sneak peak: prison references, impromptu field trips, hydroponics, and inappropriate oral jokes. Stay tuned!




  1. Exciting!! I’m off to check it out!

  2. She’s totally right, people! Head over there!

  3. That photo is A-mazing. You should frame it and try to get it sold in BB&B stores. Right by the nose hair trimmers.

  4. Inappropriate Oral Jokes?

    I’m in!

    Nothing says Spring Break like a few IOJs.

    That’s my newest tattoo. Probably.

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