So, it’s Valentine’s Day.
And to celebrate, I wrote a little something about a news story that piqued my interest the other day. It’s a story about marriage, sex, and foul play—emphasis on the foul…
I had a hard time coming up with a suitable title.
Here are some of the ones that didn’t make the cut:
International food recall scares vagitarians
Tainted Love – Are you gonna eat that?
Murderous Mustache Rider remains silent…her lips are sealed.
Connie Lingus, that murderous c*nt!
You can read the whole story at my other home, In The Powder Room. I think you’ll get a kick out of it. At the very least, you’ll probably learn some new euphemisms…my Valentine gift to you.
Go now and love each other. Love each other long and hard—today, and everyday. And try not to murder anyone with your poisoned apple (pie).
Most affectionately yours,