The countdown in ON!
1.) You make a craft that is naughty or “inappropriate” in some way.
2.) You take pictures of it and blog about it.
3.) You come back here next week and link up your post.
4.) Three awesome celebrity judges will pick three winners.
5.) PRIZES! Naughty, naughty prizes. Oh yeah, baby. Details coming soon.
The official link-up begins one week from today: September 13-17.
So what are you waiting for? Get yo’ naughty craft on!
Friends, you do not have to be an accomplished crafter or artiste to participate! In fact, I’m going to be disappointed if someone doesn’t submit a penis sculpture made entirely of uncooked macaroni, dried pinto beans, and dog hair. M’kay?
Seriously. Let your naughty imagination be your guide. Skills optional!
Now as for those celebrity judges . . .
Hold onto your hot glue guns and flesh-colored pipe cleaners, people. We’ve got Internet royalty in the hizzy:
(Confession: I just copied and pasted this next part from The Suniverse because I got tired and she’s clearly the brains behind this operation.)
(Still copying from The Suniverse. She’s awesome. Why reinvent the wheel?)
These brilliant, generous women have agreed to act as judges and decide who among you will be selected as being the CRAFT WHORES OF THE UNIVERSE.
No lie, people. This is a big deal. I can’t believe that they’ve agreed to soil themselves among us mere mortals, but they have and NO TAKE BACKS, O.K?
(This is me interjecting: Su, did you just say “soil themselves”? Because bitch, please, I don’t remember agreeing to work with encopretic judges. Oh crap. What have I gotten myself into?)
Hi. It’s me again, Leslie, aka “Iris.”
So, I hope this answers some of your lingering questions and gives you the encouragement you need to play along, regardless of your skill level in the artsy fartsy department.
In fact, we haven’t really finalized the criteria for judging, so you never know . . . maybe there will be a prize for “Worst” or “Most Fucked Up” or “Scariest” or “Least Artistic.” We’re pretty wild and crazy you know. I’m just saying.
Please spread the word! The more the merrier!
With faith, hope, love, and hot glue,