And speaking of cleaning up your womb…
I’m looking on the bright (red) side of life today In The Powder Room.
Warning, it’s already been called “Gross but hilarious” on Twitter, so go ahead and read at your own risk.
Oh, and by the way? It’s satire. Just thought I’d go ahead and put that out there, you know, just in case I have any new visitors who wouldn’t know funny if it bitch slapped them upside the gum ball machine. And by gum ball machine, of course I mean vagina.
See you over there?
I’ll bring my hot water bottle and a fresh box of wine to share.