Pssst.
(Slyly turning my head both ways to make sure nobody will overhear.)
Can you keep a secret? Meet me In the Powder Room. My weekly column is all about gossip!
Just don’t tell anyone, okay?
See you over there!
-Iris
The Bearded Iris
A Recalcitrant Wife and Mother Tells All
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Hi, I'm Leslie. I blog to relieve the tedium of being an invisible vessel for grandchildren and PTA donations.
My other home is a toilet.
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December 6, 2011 at 1:28 pm
*Jumping up on my high horse* Awesome post. I can honestly say that I TRY not to gossip. Because I have seen the consequences AND been the brunt of many tall tales. But I still do sometimes. It’s human nature.
December 7, 2011 at 1:00 am
That elf looks so ready to gossip.
December 7, 2011 at 8:53 am
Ha! I know – what a creep! Thanks for noticing. Let’s not invite him to play in any of our Reindeer Games.
December 7, 2011 at 8:55 am
I HONESTLY don’t care what others say about me. Truth. Fiction. Good. Bad. I don’t care. After years of being the “one” on everyone’s lips I simply return the favor and write about them and everything I know. Payback’s a bitch and I have a larger audience.
Great post.
December 7, 2011 at 10:43 am
That Elf looks like he’s got some juicy gossip, ok I’m hooked!