The Bearded Iris

A Recalcitrant Wife and Mother Tells All

I’m in the Powder Room.

Looking for me?

Well, I’m In The Powder Room today, and probably will be all day. All that Halloween candy is taking its toll, if youknowwhatImean.

Read Me In the Powder Room!

Please visit me there. Those crazy broads actually pay me to write stuff and they’ll think they’re getting a good ROI if people other than my parents read it.

But come on back here tomorrow and we’ll dish. Did you see Modern Family last night? Frickin’ brilliant. “The gift of the Vagi.” OMG.

kisses,

-Iris

9 Comments

  1. Ohmygod! The Gift of the Vagi was just plain hysterical! I also loved ‘You are the complete package. I just want someone with one.”

    That show kills me every time!

  2. Your post on home decore was hillarious. I’ve got 1 year old twin boys, which forced me through the stages fairly quickly…high gloss paint is going up this winter (booger/spaghetti spatters beware – the dogs will now be able to lick you off the walls).

  3. Just found Modern Family this season….always a crackup and you are right, it goes by way to fast!

    My dog was licking our cabinet last night as I was cleaning up after dinner. DH put pork butt on his new Traeger grill/smoker yesterday at 7:00 a.m. I think some of the dripping slid down the cabinet…..

    You southerners have nuthin on my hairy husband when it comes to bar-b-q!!

  4. I missed MF last night – love that show. I swear that I am married to Phil. Great decorating post! Bravo for getting paid to write! You are my hero!

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